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Big Brother

Big Brother

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BIG BROTHER
UNISEX CLASSIC TEE
Always Watching • Never Judging • Pure 80s Cool

Big Brother is watching—and he's looking fly as hell. This tee captures that iconic 80s surveillance aesthetic but makes it cool, with a skeleton in shades and a teal power suit set against retro diagonal neon lines. This isn't about control, it's about confidence and keeping watch over your crew. Crafted from premium 100% cotton with a structured fit that demands respect, this classic cut delivers comfort that lasts from sunrise to street lights. The tubular fabric and reinforced construction means this tee can handle your daily grind while looking effortlessly styled. Pair it with your cleanest kicks, throw on some gold chains, or keep it minimal—this design speaks volumes without saying a word. Because when you're Big Brother, you don't need to explain yourself.

Why This Tee Commands Respect:
👁️ Premium open-end yarn for that boss-level comfort from the first wear
👁️ Double-seamed construction—built to last longer than any trend
👁️ Tubular fabric delivers those clean lines that turn heads
👁️ Reinforced neck & shoulders handle whatever life throws your way
👁️ Medium weight (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²) versatile for every season, every situation
Fabric Specs
Classic Colors: 100% Cotton
Sport Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester
Ash Grey: 99% Cotton, 1% Polyester
Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Built To Last
✓ Premium open-end yarn
✓ Tubular fabric (no side seams)
✓ Taped neck and shoulders
✓ Double-stitched hems
✓ Structured fit that stays sharp
✓ Quality you can trust
⚠️ REAL RECOGNIZE REAL
White: May appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties—authentic vintage vibes only
Natural: Features characteristic dark speckles throughout—not a defect, pure personality
Size Guide
Size Length Width Sleeve
S 28" 18" 15⅝"
M 29" 20" 17"
L 30" 22" 18½"
XL 31" 24" 20"
2XL 32" 26" 21½"
3XL 33" 28" 22¾"
All measurements in inches • Stay sharp, stay comfortable
BIG BROTHER 👁️ ALWAYS WATCHING • FOREVER STYLISH • NEVER FORGOTTEN 👁️
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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